Privacy Policy
I seriously doubt that anyone ever visits these pages so I thought it was a safe place to disclose my secret plan to take over the world.
As I kid I watched every episode of Pinky and The Brain, the whole time taking note of their many failed attempts. Where they fell short I shall succeed!
When the world is finally mine and everyone is gasping with shock I’ll laugh to myself thinking “fools… my plans were made publicly available the whole time on my privacy page. That will teach you all for not reading legal jargon!”
